Yep... This is it.

This guy is in a band.  It's called, "Angry about Magic Cards."

Gravlax

This is what comes to mind.

Foresight

People thought I was cruel when I gave my child hammer-hands.  Then the crabs came...

WTF Little Drummer Boy?

Worst. Gift. Ever.

Some days...

All you can do is sit in your hole and shake your fist at the sky.

Fortune Favors the Bold

On the other hand...

Living every day as if it were your last could be terrifying.

Poor Advice

If everyone lived every day as if it were their last, not much work would get done.  But we'd all probably eat a lot more doughnuts.

Accomplishment

If you got everyone on Earth to jump at exactly the same time, the Earth's orbit would not change.  However, it would still be pretty impressive.

The Possible ≠ The Rational

And go quickly

Go west my son

The Madness

Variations on a theme

Bath salts fizz in your mouth like Pop Rocks

The Last Jewnicorn

Face Board

Cake, Champagne, Funny Hats, & the Moon

And if I told you I bathe in the toilet?

Found, not touched

The votes have been tallied

The Comcast Dragon

Do the Right Thing

Human or Cylon?: Your answer will be proof enough

A Mental Giant

Irreconcilable Differences

Ride the Hume Flume sounded too explicit

No Glasses Needed

Big Trouble with Little China

Oh, to be a prince

Going West

Sea Change

Buff, Bling, and Bangs